Sarah

 There are only two things to worry about either you're well, or you're sick

If you're well,

then there's nothing to worry about

If you're sick,

there are two thing to worry about.

Either you will get well or you'll die.

If you get well,

Well! There's nothing to worry about again :)

If you die,

there are two thing to worry about.

Either you'll go to heaven, or hell.

If you go to heaven,

There's nothing to worry about.

If you go to hell,

You'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends. You wont have time to WORRY.

So suck.